Sex in Public Places

Now come on hands up...I bet there aren't too many of you out there who have not at some time tried sex in a public place. It's a crazy thing to do and you know it, but that just adds to the fun.

Ok so the starting place for many is back of the car in the dark type stuff. Good for a much needed shag. But then I moved on to cars in the daylight. I had one meeting with lady who I never spoke to before or after. We simply met in a busy coach station car park, we kissed, we felt all those nice places, and then she gave me a great blow job before I finished her off with my fingers. And when we finished and came up for air discovered that parked next door to us...was a police car!

  The naughty playing in pubs and restaurants can be fun. You know the hands under the table and up skirt job, or the stockinged  foot stretched out to reach sensitive parts. And of course there is always that old favourite of the sexy gropes in the darkness of a cinema.

Moving it on a stage was the bank manager's wife who picked me up from a railway station and we drove to the car park of a very busy town centre pub at lunch-time .We climbed in the back and spent a happy hour or so shagging. She just thrived on the risk potential. I was a little concerned but at the end of the day I was an awful long way from home and she did have a very tasty pussy.

But I'd say my most naughty and potentially dangerous liaison occurred when I was returning home from London on a fairly busy night commuter train. Now you need to get the picture, this is an open carriage with plenty of people on board and we were in the first class bit at the front with just the smallest of partitions to separate us from everyone else.

We had been at some boosy do and were therefore more than a little pickled. It started with me sliding my hand up her short skirt to feel that lovely spot above the stocking tops. It moved on to her undoing my trousers while I undid her blouse to gain access to her splendidly full breasts. And it finished with her giving me a blow job to completion complemented by me giving her some oral attention before letting my fingers do the rest.

God knows what the passengers thought was happening as one or other of our heads disappeared - but no-one complained or reported us. Thinking about it next day did make me question our sanity!

So come on then gang let's have some home truths about public sex...

Sex in the Snow (or not)

This flood of snow we are experiencing in UK northern regions must be playing absolute havoc with extra-marital liaisons. All those special times that are set aside for naughty nooky falling by the wayside as we struggle to even get out of the drive.

I have one friend who was delighted to find her husband stuck away somewhere in snowy wastes - only somewhat mortified to then find that her house at the top of a very snowy hill is actually unreachable by anyone. And another going slightly bonkers at being boarded in with her husband for the best part of a week and no good shag even a possibility.

Equally there must have been a few scrapes when the snow descended at enormous rate and found people 'trapped' in places they were not meant to be.

I well remember a few years ago stopping off on a return journey to visit a very tasty friend. We shut the curtains and snuggled up in her bed for 2 or 3 hours of luscious sex. It was only when I went to go out of the front door that we discovered a blizzard which had dumped a goodly amount of snow everywhere.

I had an agonising few minutes trying to get my vehicle out of her uphill road. Then it took me several hours to do the 50 miles home in some tricky conditions. And only a year ago I recall getting totally stuck on a really steep icy hill in Sheffield where I had been spending a very pleasurable afternoon. Trying to manhandle the car out of that one after a busy afternoon of shagging was quite a strain!

So anyone got any tales of woe in the snow??